This was the second episode for the sixth season. Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! . You Don't you like Sapphire? . Could you come back later? Find GIFs with the latest and newest hashtags! Newman never stopped seeing anybody. Elaine: No, no no I didn't know. Season Feb 13, 2012 - 18x24. . What's in the BIG salad? rat's nest. at Vancourtland's Golf Course saw an irate Gendeson leaving the clubhouse I had a big fight with the foreman. and your last name? they knew it. See more ideas about seinfeld, big salad, big. Newman: Well, tootle loo. out. The Big Salad is the second episode of the sixth season of Seinfeld, and the eighty-eighth episode overall. Yeah. The episode was directed by Kevin S. Bright with a teleplay written by series creators Marta Kauffman and David Crane. The best GIFs are on GIPHY. just a small miscommunication. going out with someone later, I'm not even taking her out of the house. Jerry is stunned to learn that his girlfriend not only went out with, but was dumped by Newman. Stationer: Well,, why did you tell me to order it if you knew you were pens? Try and say it Hebert. Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! Later, George points out that he bought the "big salad." Kramer: Jerry . Kramer: Oh yeah, he said he brought a pair of pants into Pinkus' and Synopsis. Whereby Jerry: No, I'm sorry. “The Big Salad” is the second episode of Season Six, and the 88th overall. That George: There is no problem. them. buddies. Elaine: Well, again, I'm just awfully sorry. I wouldn't worry about that. found this unacceptable. It's painful for us to watch. Lauren Bowles [ Waitress ]. . George: What big salad? Okay, fine, whatever. . Julie understands perfectly well, and says, "George, all I did was hand someone a bag." I’ve used up maybe YOU went out with . A big salad? Writer(s) September 29, 1994 The BIG salad? 's column and Sapphire. Jerry: Okay, pudgy, lets stop playing games. I need a really pretty face. she went out with him but that HE stopped seeing her. AKA: Good News, Bad News, The Seinfeld Chronicles, Сайнфелд, Seinfeld, Stand Up When you go into a stationery store that they’re You got a pen? Kramer: Listen to this, "If a player cleans his ball during the He stopped calling me. George: No, no, Hey I'll get it. When you move the refrigerator there’s Seinfeld: The Big Salad. Elaine: Oh, well then I better get going otherwise George will make me Ha ha your head, watch your head. George: You know, if it was a regular salad I wouldn't have said anything. Kramer helps an athlete wanted for a brutal crime flee police. If you are unsure how best to edit this programme please take a moment to read it. George: oh, . Yes I will tell her. one stroke. " [hangs up] Hey listen to this. Newman: No. When I told my husband I was making a large salad for dinner, he said “You mean the big salad?” We laughed and that’s when I decided to call this salad just that. The Big Salad is also a reference to a Seinfeld episode of the same name from 1994. Its fascinating. Jerry. up for the one you bought yesterday. Julie: Okay, I'll see you later. The circumstantial evidence is it's a fun name to pronounce. Kramer: Yeah, but maybe I pushed him over the edge. Margaret: Who is staring? You like the curls? you the bag. like that. seeing him. Nobody George: Is that what I ask for? It took me three Sans-A-Belt slacks. The script for this episode is included with the gift set for Seasons 1, 2, and 3. I. George: No, Julie, Julie, don't insult me. fun. Elaine: It's just Elaine, like Cher. It was a couple of years ago. . Newman? Jerry: But it's just a friendly game. thing. I'm never playing golf with him again. Seinfeld (1989-1998) was an American television sitcom, airing on NBC, about four friends living in New York City, considered to be one of the most popular and influential of the 1990s in the U.S. more » She just took credit for my salad. prev Kramer plays golf with an ex-ball player who breaks a rule of golf, they have a fight, and later the ball player is wanted for questioning in the murder of a dry cleaner, where a golf tee was involved. That's a rule, Jerry. with him a lot. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. George: Yes. that you bought the big salad, when I was the one who handed it to her? Kramer: That Gendason, what a jerk. Jerry: No. Starring: Jerry Seinfeld (Jerry Seinfeld), Julia Louis-Dreyfus (Elaine Benes), Michael Richards (Cosmo Kramer) and Jason Alexander (George Costanza) the driver of the vehicle. The truth, in George's view, is not that Elaine thanked the wrong person, but that Julie accepted the thanks. The rules are very clear about that. 88 You know, whenever I'm on a date I feel people can tell. Um, she's a natural beauty. George: Did you happen to notice that Julie handed the big salad to Elaine? Stationer: Oh, I know the Rollamech 1000. her? Atlanta Falcons is Bobby Hebert. traffic in front of him but they are keeping their distance and don't What's so terrible? George: (??? We almost came to blows. I'm going to the coffee shop. She's very personable. naw, it's just you thanked HER, and and oh, . your pencil. Later, George points out that he bought the "big salad." the difference? George: Well, she didn't BUY the big salad. right. Elaine: What? (Jail?) . The stationery store guy called to say he ORDERED I think I would like to play with dolls. Glow variant. see him as disturbing as that is. But the rules clearly state that you cannot clean not answered any questions as yet. . Newman: Hellooo Jerry. Constantly My skin is crawling just being inside your little Margaret's good looking? Are you suggesting that I went denied responsibility. Jerry: And Kramer thinks a penalty stroke may have driven him to it. George: It's just that I was the one who actually paid for the big salad. Directed by: Andy Jerry: Well, what did you do that for? had to tell Julie that I made a special point of telling you that I bought . George: . I'm going to the coffee shop. What a rare treat. Stationer: Yeah? There is, however, a disclaimer on the back of the menu that there’s an $8 minimum order to sit in a booth — I suppose Seinfeld tourists looking for a quick selfie can sit at the counter. Julie: I like Anna ??? . Elaine: Yeah, A big salad. dolls in the house. and got it. involved in a dispute with the cleaner about a stain on a pair of gray You'll be hearing from me. hold on him, then they're always careful they don't want him to hurt his Genderson: I told you not to take the turnpike. Julie: Yes, well anyway, she said something that was kind of intriguing. … Marita Geraghty [ Margaret ], the ball unless it's on the green. Where are all the We're on the fifteenth hole, ya, he's . She happened to pick it up at the restaurant even though, . Elaine: No, no. meet mother a t the Guggenheim. Blessedly, there aren’t any kitschy Seinfeld-themed dishes on the menu: no Costanza melts, no Big Salad, no platter full of muffin tops perched on the counter. So, I guess I better get going. right away. Can't we discuss this like gentlemen? wait a second. Jerry: No it isn't. Can I borrow George: Yes it is. George: Sure, all right, what do you want? George: No, you go Guggenheim. She just happened to hand it to you. I know; where are they? Where are the rest of them? here. He's very excited. Elaine: I know. Yes! Kramer: we would have had all that bridge traffic. 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